Dragons and Kittens

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

ladyavenger:

no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants.

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”